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WORDS WORTH WEARING

Trades humour we wrote ourselves. Classics from writers long past caring. On shirts, hoodies, totes and aprons.

For people who work for a living

Yes I've got a van. No I can't help you move

from £22

It's not a bodge. It's a bespoke solution

from £22

Measure twice. Swear once

from £22

It was working when I left

from £22

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

from £22

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken

from £22

I can resist everything except temptation

from £22

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

from £22

NO FILM QUOTES. NO LYRICS. NOTHING PINCHED.

Every line here is either ours or comes from a writer out of copyright. It is why the shop will still be here next year.